*cues Emerson, Lake, and Palmer*
"Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends.
We're so glad you could attend.
Come inside, come inside.
Performing on a stool
Is a sight to make you drool.
Seven virgins and a mule llama.
Keep it cool, keep it cool.
Come inside, the show's about to start.
Guaranteed to blow your head apart.
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth.
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth."
That's right, ladies, gentlemen, and others *winks at Naruki*, it's that thrilling thread of tempting titillation! That delicious discussion of delightful debauchery! It's the User Friendly Dating Game!
For those of you who sadly missed out on the original incarnation of the Dating Game (you poor, poor dears), here are the rules:
Every day, an official Question will be posed for the contestants to answer.
The contestants post their answers, in the hopes of impressing and striking up conversation with a member of the opposite (or the same, if you swing that way) sex. Traditionally contestants are only male, but I'm not going to enforce that.
At the end of a sufficiently long series of Games (i.e., when I get around to it), a pair of winners will be chosen based on which pair had the best chemistry. There will also be Honorable Mentions, and possibly a Booby Prize or two!
Innuendo is allowed, and even encouraged, but keep things reasonably clean! If it will get you moderated elsewhere, it'll probably get you moderated here, too. Remember, you're trying to impress potential "dates"! Innuendo is a secondary something that has to come naturally!
Other than that, talk, flirt, and have fun!
And now, for today's question!
What OS would you be and why?
(This question blatantly stolen from a previous Dating Game thread.)
Send new questions to arcanum3000@softhome.dubya.net! (Remove dubya for the real address.) | 
