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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Absolutely no question at all by Buffy_Fett 2002-11-11 15:20:49
Senior year English teacher - Mrs. Johnson.

Now honestly, I ask you, is it really too much to ask that your 12th grade Enlish teacher be able to write English? She had a rule that it there were 5 spelling/grammar mistakes in any of our papers it was an automatic failure. However on each and every single paper/worksheet/anything she ever handed out there would be at least that many spelling and grammar mistakes. And spell-check would have even caught them, but she was too ****ing lazy to use it!!! Plus my friend or I would always be tasked to fix her stupid Macintosh POS after she screwed it up in one way or another.

And also she was the most anal teacher I have ever had. We would read like 5 chapters of a book and then on the test she would ask a question over one sentence. Seriously, one sentence. Two lines. That had absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the book, no relevance whatsoever, not foreshadowing, nothing. I can only assume that she found the trite turn of phrase or whatever it was amusing in her (mostly empty) mind and therefore assumed we should all instantly remember it perfectly. I could tell you anything about Wuthering Heights, follow the plot, explain all the characters feelings, but because I couldn't remember "the applesauce incident" I failed the quiz.

And as I know that not everyone here has the same beliefs as me I won't even go into how bad she was as our 9th grade Bible teacher. Suffice to say that if you didn't agree perfectly with her exact views you were "wrong". Oh and also I don't remember her ever actually teaching us anything that was actually from the Bible.

GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

OK I'm done (for now...)

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    I know the feeling... by IByte2002-11-11 15:42:11
      Oh yeah by Buffy_Fett2002-11-11 15:57:44

 

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