The President descides to hold a contest to determine which organization is better at doing their job, the FBI, the CIA, or the LAPD. So he releases a rabbit into the woods and has the FBI try to find it within 2 weeks. The FBI launches a massive rabbit-hunt, they've got agents combing the woods for 2 weeks. At the end of the 2 weeks, they torch the woods and declare that the rabbit was never in the woods.
Then it's the CIA's turn (in another forest, of course). The rabbit is released, and the CIA sends undercover agents in, they pay off furry woodland informants for information, etc. After 2 weeks, they announce that the rabbit never existed.
Finally, the LAPD are given the opportunity. The rabbit is released into the woods, and the LAPD goes in after it. After 8 hours, the officers emerge with a badly bruised grizzly bear with a nightstick shoved in his rear. The President asks for an explanation, and the bear says, "I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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