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Fun things to tell people by SnArL 2002-11-11 13:54:25
These are usually good for a laugh...
1. You dropped your pocket.
2. Your socks are untied.
3. Your fly is closed.

To someone in a moving vehicle:
4. Your wheels are turning. (Had a friend who used this line, and the person actually pulled over to check!)
5. You're low on blinker fluid.
[ Reply ]
  Your epidermis is showing. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-11 13:57:55
    (helps if you spell it right though - d'oh!) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-11 13:58:26
  Needs a new muffler berring! (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-11 13:59:16
  I almost forgot: "Can I watch you masticate?" by SnArL2002-11-11 14:26:49
    *giggle* (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-11 14:36:45
      'Masticate' was dictionary.com's word of the day by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        In geology, you sometimes see turbation patterns by whybird2002-11-11 15:39:56
          *waits* (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-11 15:44:03
            No, it takes more than math to bait us. (n/t) by whybird2002-11-11 15:52:08
              D4 P41|\| !!! by LionsPhil2002-11-11 15:56:59
                Just a sec! (Oh, hang on, no secs here.) (n/t) by whybird2002-11-11 15:58:31
                  Pff...amature by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Your word hiding mad skills? by whybird2002-11-11 16:32:47
                      What's to fear in a few italics, that is. (n/t) by whybird2002-11-11 16:35:32
                        Hey, would anyone have got it without the italics? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-11 16:36:37
                          No - only the Sheep/Equine/oX/ by whybird2002-11-11 16:43:03
                            Not as subtle or witty. YUO LO0SE!!!1 ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-11 16:44:31
                              too stuble - by whybird2002-11-11 16:51:04
                                (or subtle, even) (n/t) by whybird2002-11-11 16:51:36
                                Oh, you are SOME good, by LionsPhil2002-11-11 16:55:00
                *h4|\|D5 j00 j0r P|11Z* (n/t) by bugarup2002-11-11 16:37:08
                  J00 5@V3D M4 45$, M4N. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-11 16:42:17
                    Very subtle. :) (n/t) by bugarup2002-11-11 16:51:03
                      too subtle for me, I admit. (n/t) by whybird2002-11-11 16:53:34
                        Spoilers ... by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Ah! by whybird2002-11-11 17:29:38
          In my geology class, we talk about dykes by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-11 15:51:05
            Watch out for the upthrusts! (n/t) by whybird2002-11-11 15:55:34

 

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