that causes acute lachanophobia in men, but it's missing an ingredient: lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiopar-
aomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptek-
ephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon. Apparently it can cause some women to latrate.
I think the cure is to eat five portions of veg for a week. Just $2,000,000 for that one, because Bob dented the canister and lost the instructions.
What else...how about this? It's sarcophagic to those who don't take the antidote, although admittedly the antidote did cause some sarmassophobia in a few of the female test subjects. $3,000,000 for the virus, $7,000,000 for the antidote.
I've probably got some other stuff lying about here too, but right now I'm a bit concerned about a hissing noise. I told Bob to feed the poisonous snakes, and he's not back yet. |
