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It's the User Friendly Dating Game!! | by Arcanum | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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How are you supposed to answer this | by taIon | 2002-11-11 09:14:43 |
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You can make her more desperate | by LionsPhil | 2002-11-11 09:18:41 |
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Well that's one approach | by taIon | 2002-11-11 09:29:44 |
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by LionsPhil |
2002-11-11 09:53:53 |
Collect - Come and pick up your WMD. You will need to either have your eyes gouged out with a spoon or to wear a special Vision Obfuscation Device (balaclava with no eye holes) while in our area. Given that we don't want you ploughing to our uranium stockpile or falling into our pit of exotic spiders (at least until you've parted with your cash), we'll drive you this stage. For FREE!
Ordinary mail - We'll stick it in a package and mail it to you. We won't use stamps, so you get to pay whatever the Post Office decides - how's that for value? Note that we will not replace items confiscated by 'goody goody' workers with Geiger counters or X-ray scanners, or any other loss in transit.
Hand delivery - For $500 + $10 per kilogram, we'll hand deliver your WMD. However, if the false paperwork fails and our delivery staff are captured, you will need to free them. Again we will not replace confiscated WMDs.
Stealth delivery - For if you absolutely *must* get your hands on the WMD. For $2,500 we'll fly in your WMD at the dead of night in a stealh helicopter. Please note that we don't offer this delivery method to any location within 1 mile of a SAM site or military base.
Target delivery - Don't want to do the dirty work of planting the WMD? All we need is one signed form showing that you take total accountibility responsibility for the act and $500,000, and we'll send in a crack team of Quantum Squirrels™ to plant your WMD for you. Note that this may take up to 14 days, depending on range of the WMD. We do not guarantee against some bum finding and moving your WMD, or some wise-cracking, bearded, dropout cop happening to cut the right wire to defuse it with just three seconds left on the timer. |
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What sort of things do you have in stock? | by taIon | 2002-11-11 10:51:51 |
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Hmm, got one here | by LionsPhil | 2002-11-11 11:23:31 |
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