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When did "No" become an invalid answer? by Linfalgamo2002-11-04 09:16:55
  I was told by a professional telemarketer by webishop2002-11-04 11:38:16
    Or scream really loudly into the phone by dire_lobo 2002-11-04 13:44:11
You know, like AAARRGH!!!!!
then catch your breath and scream again -- if you hang up they just get to bother someone else, but normally, they can't hang up on you...

so, take another deeeeep breath, and scream loudly into the phone!!!! Consider it Primal Scream therapy...let it all out now, come on, vent that bottled up rage on some poor defenseless schmo that can't hang up...GOOD! Now, one more time, from way down deep...YEEEAAAAARRRRGHH! Or you can yell "take me off of your list NOW!!!"

now hang up (and as previously mentioned -- don't feel guilty).

If it makes you feel better, let me know -- I'll bill you. If the neighbors call the police, uh, uhm, you never ever even got this message...

your friend, dire uh...uhm nin uhm, crash, err, Naru...err pecos, I mean Stef!

hehehe... yeah, that's it! Steph!, my name is Stef, AJ Stef...yeah I guess it rhymes with Staph (like the infection)

My friends call me AJ, but you can call me Mr. Stef ;-)
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