Wake up...
Drive to work, get out of car and start walking to door, realize I forgot my badge.
Go to security, get Dumba$$ badge,
Get on elevator, push wrong button and look like a bigger dumba$$ when the elevator reaches the floor. (I normally take stairs to floor, but since security is next to the elevator...)
Sitting at my desk without keys to my desk because those are attached to my badge at home in the pants I wore Friday.
Trying to make it through the day without needing my SecureID or anything else locked in my desk, so I don't have to go and ask for the spare Key.
All this and I'm taking a minesweeper/solitare Certifed expert test today. |
