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Freaks Looking For Love Thread by crash_ 2002-11-04 09:45:54
Today was a toss up. Granted I have yet to find a freak as psychotic as the first time I did this (which may be a good thing in retrospect). Anyway, I am going to offer you two guys today. Both are rather painful to read, and I am sure you will all have comments galore to offer. As always, spelling and grammar is exactly as the freak posted it. I would dare not try to make this stuff up :P

Man #1
I love to lay back and watch a movie with someone sweet and take long walk's at night hold hand's and talk about star's and place's we been and seen go to beach lay in the sun ride waverunes I Love to play in hottub's

Man #2
5"11,SEXY SMILE,SMOOVEY-TYPE OF GUY, WELL-DISCIPLED, JUST LOVING & LIVING LIFE..... I AM NOT GONNA TAKE A WHOLE LOT OF TIME AND SAY SENSELESS AND BOTTOMLESS JIBBERISH; I DO NOT HAVE A WHOLE LOT TO TALK ABOUT.... IF YOU WISH TO MAKE THE CONNECT WITH A GUY WHO HAS DIRECTION AND PROTECTION - COME ON ! IF NOT, STAY WHERE YOU ARE AT......UNHAPPY !
[ Reply ]
  *backs away slowly* by mcnutcase2002-11-04 09:47:44
  roooiiight...(n/t) by kamgurka2002-11-04 09:51:19
  2, you must go with 2... i demand it by sketcher2002-11-04 09:53:29
  if i absolutely had to do this by i_am_pi2002-11-04 09:53:39
    So what you are saying Pi by crash_2002-11-04 09:57:46
      i didn't say i'd sound EXACTLY like him by i_am_pi2002-11-04 10:02:59
  "Direction and protection"? by wheresthefish2002-11-04 09:57:25
    I think it is supposed to impress the sistas by crash_2002-11-04 10:33:28
    Sounded more like he was bragging by webishop2002-11-04 12:37:45
  I cant understand it... by aquacooler2002-11-04 10:00:00
    HERETIC!!!!! by GeminiDomino22002-11-04 10:07:55
      Exunctly! (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-04 10:50:40
    because... by mcnutcase2002-11-04 10:08:01
  Where do these things come from? by GeminiDomino22002-11-04 10:15:42
  So how come you never post ads from gals? by Naruki2002-11-04 10:58:55
    Actually I did look at some female ads by crash_2002-11-04 11:08:44
  I don't think English is man #1s primary language by krupa2002-11-04 12:12:42
    I think he was trying to say by crash_2002-11-04 12:33:03
  waveRUNES ??? <snork> (n/t) by Thalas_shaya2002-11-04 12:40:35
    Maybe he's an aquatic saxon pagan (n/t) by rogueneuron2002-11-04 13:09:32

 

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