| ...about somebody who got pushed a little too far. Telemarketers for double glazing kept perstering him (By the sounds of things, every half hour or so) and he got fed up and asked one of them call round.
He also invited a local newspaper. He says he watched the man walk up to his house with a confused look on his face: The house already had double glazing.
He also had a stripped down machine gun in the corner of the room...
He kidnapped him and got him to phone his boss and send a signed statement via a FAX saying he wouldn't be bothered again. | 
