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Armed Forces by Illiad2002-11-02 16:24:57
  coast guard by sketcher 2002-11-02 17:21:59
i dont like a whole lotta danger, cause if i die- you all die too
so you want me to be relatively safe
im far from being a superintelligent being, but im not a rock, either

so i think the coast guard would be what i go into
i have actually considered enlisting already
not gonna though...
probably not
i dont really want to be guarding the coasts for people who i mostly dont like
and since the coast guard mostly guards against drug smuggling and that kinda stuff- well... i dont care if 'bobby' uses drugs, its his body, not mine
and hey- if you can make a profit off of it, im all for that

im also really lazy, so there's that

but if i get a gun... hmmm.... yeah, maybe
i really want an mp5




if i actually do go into any sort of gov. law enforcement or armed forces agency, it would probably wind up being in the forest rangering dept
i like animals but i wouldnt mind killing a rabid white tail deer thats eaten a couple of hunters

and well... yogi pissed me off alot, i wanna bitchslap him
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