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I think I'm dead... by Bellator2002-11-02 12:10:44
  I am not going to CPR you by mauritsvanrees 2002-11-02 14:55:46
Posting to userfriendly is proof enough that you are conscious and not dead. :-)

If you suspect someone has a heart attack, first you check if he is conscious (talk to him, see if he reacts; if not, give him some pain stimulus: squeeze the muscle on the top of the shoulder - Monk's cap muscle? - or press hard on one of his nails). If there is no reaction, then you know the person is unconscious: check his pulse (best done at the neck, as that's closest to the heart and head). If no pulse: start heart massage and breathing.
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