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Man Code Rule Of The Day: by nin_man 2002-11-01 12:25:03
You are well within your rights to wear your socks until the bottom completely disintegrates. T-shirts must be kept and worn until the underarm pit stains make lowering your arms impossible.
[ Reply ]
  Ahem by Illiad2002-11-01 12:27:09
    Dont forget the underwear by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 12:33:15
      Don't duct tape THOSE. by nin_man2002-11-01 12:34:26
        you're OK to gaffa your jeans though... by mcnutcase2002-11-01 12:36:01
        I hear my mother in the background by crash_2002-11-01 13:14:06
          Was it Bill Cosby who joked about that? by tigermouse2002-11-01 13:28:40
            He said by andycap142002-11-01 13:43:01
              Thanks! by tigermouse2002-11-01 13:47:46
                The full, accurate line: by adiplomat2002-11-01 22:20:38
    yes, duct tape by mcnutcase2002-11-01 12:34:22
      Unless... by nin_man2002-11-01 12:35:06
        Thats never happened before.... by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 12:36:02
        We could all have lived without knowing that by crash_2002-11-01 12:38:35
    I .. wouldn't wear duct tape on my feet. by i_am_pi2002-11-01 12:39:20
      ah, but the beauty is... by mcnutcase2002-11-01 12:40:23
  A woman responds by tigermouse2002-11-01 12:38:23
    See why I do my own? (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-01 12:39:04
    Man Code Corollary by nin_man2002-11-01 12:43:07
      Indeed (n/t) by PecosDave2002-11-01 12:43:48
      not true by tigermouse2002-11-01 12:45:38
        not so. by mcnutcase2002-11-01 12:46:44
          They're judges because they have sense by tigermouse2002-11-01 12:49:54
            yup, the cat (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-11-01 12:50:49
            No, they're judges because someone appointed them (n/t) by SnArL2002-11-01 13:07:16
              except those places where they're elected by tigermouse2002-11-01 13:10:44
                Naw, you dont have to be sensible to get elected by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:13:05
                  well... by tigermouse2002-11-01 13:16:27
                    Ok, so you're telling me that Al Gore is sensible? by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:22:43
                      Why not? by tigermouse2002-11-01 13:26:17
                        Al Gore's movie habits by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:30:31
                          Nor did he claim to, apparently by tigermouse2002-11-01 13:37:33
            Judges are... by sco08y2002-11-01 13:24:38
    You are also within your rights by crash_2002-11-01 12:51:52
    Only if by Arcanum2002-11-01 13:16:01
      If publicly decreed by tigermouse2002-11-01 13:23:59
    More hole than whole? by kahuana2002-11-01 13:54:06
      um, what you fishing for with those? by tigermouse2002-11-01 14:01:42
        Just thinking of some of the high hole:fabric by kahuana2002-11-01 14:08:15
          I know, I know by tigermouse2002-11-01 14:12:39
    well once by Arienadean2002-11-01 13:57:43
  Another woman responds by crash_2002-11-01 13:17:41
    It is so. by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:21:44
      There's only one criteria. by nin_man2002-11-01 13:30:06
        This, coming from a man with YOUR history by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:32:05
          I may be clumsy... by nin_man2002-11-01 13:33:48
            I was referring by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:37:35
              That's not my history. by nin_man2002-11-01 13:41:19
                A likely story ;) by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:49:19
                  Do you doubt the fury of my undies? (n/t) by nin_man2002-11-01 13:51:58
                    no, no, by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:59:19
                      Then you're welcome... by nin_man2002-11-01 14:19:48
          Think about it. by flamebait2002-11-01 13:34:50
      Amen! (n/t) by gblues2002-11-01 14:26:10
  and you don't think women do that too? by Arienadean2002-11-01 13:55:45
    Hmm by reddy2002-11-01 14:03:38
      Yes I sew and also took sewing but my mom taught by Arienadean2002-11-01 14:13:23
        My mom taught me too by reddy2002-11-01 14:22:48
          :) by Arienadean2002-11-01 14:33:25
            :) by reddy2002-11-01 14:42:28
              yes I've done that by Arienadean2002-11-01 14:54:06
                Well one of mine by reddy2002-11-01 15:01:15
            A cheong-sam? by tigermouse2002-11-01 14:54:27
              Ahh I also do needle point and knitting by Arienadean2002-11-01 15:01:01
                Hey bring this up by reddy2002-11-01 15:05:16
                  ok :) there also is a crafts thread in my diary (n (n/t) by Arienadean2002-11-01 15:07:49
                I've got tons of floss and not much cloth by tigermouse2002-11-01 15:12:50

 

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