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WCROTD by stargirl 2002-11-01 12:19:09
Women Code Rule of the Day:

No matter how many pairs of shoes you have, its never enough.

Please note, if the above rule does not apply to you, you do not need to rip up your "Official Woman" card. If it does apply to you, you do not need to rip up your "UF Membership Card".
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  Now that's what I don't get about girls by i_am_pi2002-11-01 12:20:42
    Because you are a guy... by stargirl2002-11-01 12:21:56
      No he didn't. by flamebait2002-11-01 12:34:32
        Sorry. by stargirl2002-11-01 12:40:38
    I'll tell you why. by nin_man2002-11-01 12:27:50
      how about by i_am_pi2002-11-01 12:28:22
        They all do that. by nin_man2002-11-01 12:31:49
          Only if you're a woman (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-01 12:35:02
            No, only if you don't look like a choad. by nin_man2002-11-01 12:39:42
              I only have two pair of shoes by DaNutBall2002-11-01 12:43:28
                Choad! by nin_man2002-11-01 12:45:35
                  Are you sure... by stargirl2002-11-01 12:48:03
                    I hope not. by nin_man2002-11-01 12:53:46
                      My boyfriend has more shoes than me by crash_2002-11-01 13:01:24
                        I guess... by nin_man2002-11-01 13:02:44
          No, you only need three. by flamebait2002-11-01 12:40:37
            You would if you played soccer. by Avium2002-11-01 12:53:59
              I have 8 pairs by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:02:26
                I wasn't aware that there was such a thing by flamebait2002-11-01 13:13:41
                  Actually, by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:19:24
              The winter boots are a good addition. by flamebait2002-11-01 13:09:10
                You've got more sense than our left forward. by Avium2002-11-01 13:20:44
              in regards to soccer boots by fireballmatt2002-11-01 13:16:43
                Copas are great by andycap142002-11-01 13:30:26
                To be honest. by Avium2002-11-01 13:32:05
                  Try Muzinos by andycap142002-11-01 13:40:52
            But black may not match some outfits by crash_2002-11-01 13:24:53
              No, black goes with anything. by flamebait2002-11-01 13:42:32
                Some don't look good in black by stargirl2002-11-01 13:54:53
                  We are just talking shoes here. by flamebait2002-11-01 14:01:20
            Since I am getting so many of these responses, by flamebait2002-11-01 13:52:19
    My best explanation by ania2052002-11-01 12:45:06
      Yup :) by stargirl2002-11-01 12:48:52
  What are they all for? by MikeCDN2002-11-01 12:25:52
    Well.. by stargirl2002-11-01 12:37:23
      Oh good God! by DaNutBall2002-11-01 12:38:34
        My boss by stargirl2002-11-01 12:39:33
          That poor husband of hers... by DaNutBall2002-11-01 12:41:57
            As I understand it.. by stargirl2002-11-01 12:49:38
      what you /really/ need by mcnutcase2002-11-01 12:45:04
        But.. by stargirl2002-11-01 12:47:04
          not so by mcnutcase2002-11-01 12:49:33
            so you're telling me... by stargirl2002-11-01 12:53:55
              no, I'm saying that's a bonus by mcnutcase2002-11-01 12:56:18
                Don't listen to him Star by MikeCDN2002-11-01 12:58:25
                  I only have... by stargirl2002-11-01 13:06:21
                    What are flip flops? by MikeCDN2002-11-01 13:08:05
                      same place I do by mcnutcase2002-11-01 13:09:23
                        Ain't that the truth (n/t) by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:09:59
                      Good God!! by stargirl2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Um... by MikeCDN2002-11-01 13:12:16
                          no.. by stargirl2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            Yeah 3 shoes and 1 Boot = 4 by MikeCDN2002-11-01 13:17:15
                              but by stargirl2002-11-01 13:21:13
                                but... by MikeCDN2002-11-01 13:22:00
                                right by stargirl2002-11-01 13:36:40
                                but... by MikeCDN2002-11-01 13:39:41
                                You did... by stargirl2002-11-01 13:41:34
                                Well... by MikeCDN2002-11-01 13:43:24
                                Nothing.. by stargirl2002-11-01 13:46:46
                                well... I figured most people can add 3 + 1 by MikeCDN2002-11-01 13:48:37
                                I've seen... by stargirl2002-11-01 13:53:39
                                fine fine by MikeCDN2002-11-01 13:54:18
                                Woo Hoo!! (n/t) by stargirl2002-11-01 13:55:30
                                lol by MikeCDN2002-11-01 13:59:29
                                Yup ;) (n/t) by stargirl2002-11-01 14:26:11
                                women... (n/t) by MikeCDN2002-11-01 20:48:48
                                he said by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:46:58
                      I have stuff.. by stargirl2002-11-01 13:10:58
                        The fact that you dont know... by MikeCDN2002-11-01 13:12:48
                          well.. by stargirl2002-11-01 13:16:33
          actually, you *could* wear black shoes by tigermouse2002-11-01 12:52:28
            good girl! by mcnutcase2002-11-01 12:54:38
            Variation... by stargirl2002-11-01 12:54:53
              not all black by tigermouse2002-11-01 12:58:20
  UF Membership Card???? by krupa2002-11-01 12:35:37
    Only the innermost circle of regulars gets those. by bugarup2002-11-01 13:40:44
      Or you can make your own.. by stargirl2002-11-01 13:42:31
  And for extra points by crash_2002-11-01 12:55:34
    Ok, I'll take the bait... by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 12:56:20
      You're not cleared for that information by mcnutcase2002-11-01 12:58:28
        I have no genes. (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-01 13:00:03
          you can't use duct tape to fix genes... by mcnutcase2002-11-01 13:01:42
            Clones? What clones? by Tomo2002-11-01 13:06:02
      Pumps come in many forms. by Tomo2002-11-01 12:58:53
        I was waiting for that response ;) by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 12:59:50
          The footwear variety by Tomo2002-11-01 13:02:50
          pumps aka by stargirl2002-11-01 13:08:24
            Hmm... by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:09:29
              well.. by stargirl2002-11-01 13:12:09
                Am I the only woman who thinks that "pumps" by NOLAWitch2002-11-01 13:14:13
                  Those things are called "heels" over here. by Tomo2002-11-01 13:16:44
                  Not if you are used to them by crash_2002-11-01 13:21:39
                    depends on the heel.. by stargirl2002-11-01 13:36:17
                  Non-americans call them "courts" :) (n/t) by DragonLady2002-11-01 18:38:49
    I'd have to, I've got no pumps by tigermouse2002-11-01 13:01:57
    laugh by stargirl2002-11-01 13:03:36
      That'll be fun... by nin_man2002-11-01 13:04:58
        or the combat boots ;D (n/t) by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:05:28
      More laughs by crash_2002-11-01 13:12:00
        White, blue-white, cream, etc by Tomo2002-11-01 13:13:07
      Wouldn't work on me. by Arcanum2002-11-01 13:18:45
        Smart man (n/t) by stargirl2002-11-01 13:23:08
  Ewwww by Nea2002-11-01 12:57:20
    Ooops, I forgot my dance shoes by Nea2002-11-01 13:00:37
      I'm more womanly than Nea! by nin_man2002-11-01 13:01:31
        See!!! by stargirl2002-11-01 13:22:32
  I confess that this seems to describe me well by crash_2002-11-01 13:06:17
    I agree.. by stargirl2002-11-01 13:20:40
  As a male (apparently) my footwear is thus: by Tomo2002-11-01 13:09:41
    1+2+1+1+4+1=10. Congratulations by mauritsvanrees2002-11-01 14:22:45
      I want to thank my mum, my dad, my hamster, my... (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-01 14:31:39
  For $Deity's sake! They're only shoes. by NOLAWitch2002-11-01 13:10:59
    Tell that to Imelda Marcos... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-11-01 13:11:48
      And do we remember what HAPPPENED to by theymustbidiots2002-11-01 13:14:46
      Correlation: acquisition of shoes = power? by NOLAWitch2002-11-01 13:18:30
  i think guys even... by fireballmatt2002-11-01 13:12:43
  I never understood that one I guess I'm too by Arienadean2002-11-01 13:35:34
  Shoe inventory... by KingOfFools2002-11-01 14:05:47
    I'm not doing mine by reddy2002-11-01 14:13:03
    my roommate has a ton of shoes and my son one pair by Arienadean2002-11-01 14:17:51

 

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