Another bold bachelor bites the dust! It is a sad, sad day, and I know that we all mourn the passing of Kickstart... from the freedom of singletonhood unto the chains of matrimony!
Don't give up hope, though! Kickstart is lost to us, but I expect to be single for the rest of my life! See, there is still a chance to stop the pernicious spread of matrimony, that is blighting bars and nightclubs everywhere! Keep up the good fight!
Traitors to bachelorhood like Greg will not stop us! We are strong enough to take a few minor-level defections! It's Friday, singles! PARTY! PARTY!PARTY!
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(Good luck and best wishes, Jen. And to the pernicious traito - Greg as well, I guess! :+) ) |