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Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I need caffeine IV... by slayer2002-11-01 00:18:11
    Hm, lemmie see what I have... by caffine-iv 2002-11-01 00:26:05
*opens up his backpack, and pulls out a black flat electronic deal with a round hole in the middle, and tubes and buttons and dials*

Arm please...

*hooks a msall needle up to one of the hoses, and rubs it in alcohol and pokes it into your arm*

Hold still..

*pulls a large cylinder out of his backpack, slide it into the hole and twists it until it clicks*

Gimmie a minute more.

*turns the dials until all the guages are reading their maximums, then flicks a switch and a small air compressor turns on*

When this hits 127PSI, you'll be in for hte ride of your life :)

*watches until the red arrow comes into line with the yellow arrow and presses another button, at which point, 5 gallons of straight caffine inject into your arm in approximitely 20 seconds*

Enjoy :)
[ Reply ]
      o_O by slayer2002-11-01 00:43:01
        seeing those results... by mcnutcase2002-11-01 00:44:51
          Sure, bring that arm right on over here ;) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-01 00:53:05
            *sticks out arm* by mcnutcase2002-11-01 00:55:53

 

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