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Ladies of UF! I'd like your attention please! by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ladies who have posted, and have yet to post... by BuggedEyes2002-10-29 11:56:25
    I'm taking notes... by Bellator2002-10-29 12:00:56
      No you won't. by nin_man2002-10-29 12:04:57
        Darn. by Bellator2002-10-29 12:06:58
          I thought you knew... by nin_man2002-10-29 12:09:25
            The Book by stargirl2002-10-29 12:12:13
              I told him not to speak of it loudly... by Bellator2002-10-29 12:15:53
                Poor Poor Nin-Man by BuggedEyes2002-10-29 12:21:04
                  Peace? by Bellator2002-10-29 12:23:33
                    Peace vs. pieces by stargirl2002-10-29 12:26:06
                      I just hope... by Bellator2002-10-29 12:34:43
                        Go on home.. by stargirl2002-10-29 12:36:50
                          Canada? No, wait, umm Australia... by Bellator2002-10-29 12:39:20
                            This man is about to die. by Buffy_Fett 2002-10-29 16:00:58
NARRATOR #2:
This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.

NAKED GIRL #1:
There.

NAKED GIRL #2:
There he is!

NAKED GIRLS:
[panting]
[exciting music]

GOVERNOR:
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have been convicted by twelve good persons and true... of the crime of first degree making of gratuitous, sexist jokes in a moving picture.
[heavenly music]

NAKED GIRLS:
[panting]

ARTHUR JARRETT:
Aaaaaaaggh!
[whump]

PADRE:
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

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[ Reply ]
                              benny hill? by stargirl2002-10-29 16:16:45
                                Nooo! Monty Python! Honesty... ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-10-29 16:17:57
                                BTW by Buffy_Fett2002-10-29 16:39:49
                                ahh by stargirl2002-10-29 16:59:07
                              That was a great sketch =) by LionsPhil2002-10-29 16:17:26

 

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