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To the moron who nearly rear-ended me today by Kickstart 2002-10-19 17:29:18
(an open letter)

First, don't look so pissed off when I give you a glare. You were talking on your cell phone and driving WAY too fast when you had to slam on the brakes and screech your tires to avoid hitting me.

Second, talking on your cellphone (esp. without a hands-free adapter) should double any damages you would have paid had you hit me.

Third, maybe driving a 1970's land yacht without ABS brakes isn't so cool now, is it?

Fourth, if you hit me in my small gas-efficient car with your gas-guzzling 6 ton tank of a car, and I lived, I would sue you back to the stone age. A few years later, I'd see if I could find some reason to do it again.

Next time pay attention!!!!!

Kickstart
[ Reply ]
  yeah! by sketcher2002-10-19 17:32:03
    I heartily second that by dcnblues2002-10-22 08:23:45
  Not to mention... by Illiad2002-10-19 17:33:02
    what would WE (the UFies) do w/o KS? by Ubergeek22002-10-19 17:35:42
      i'd probably explode by sketcher2002-10-19 17:38:03
        I can help you with that. by LionsPhil2002-10-19 18:13:33
          TERRORIST!!! by george w bush2002-10-19 18:16:32
            Make a diary and TLP, mr. president (n/t) by pi boy2002-10-19 18:18:59
              i dont think he will by sketcher2002-10-19 18:20:56
                We have to clutter the president by pi boy2002-10-19 18:23:51
                ...alias for queeg...? (n/t) by sumbusch2002-10-19 18:26:08
                  yeah maybe by sketcher2002-10-19 18:27:37
                  Nah, Queeg is suckier. by DireEyez2002-10-19 18:49:22
                ok, so i was wrong by sketcher2002-10-19 18:43:42
            *spots big, obvious FBI van* *hits button* by LionsPhil2002-10-19 18:20:36
            Axis of Evil: Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-19 18:24:14
              Axis of Chaos: Clinton, Gore, Reno (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-19 18:54:46
                right then by CrazySteve2002-10-19 19:04:26
                  I'd probably vote for ya. by DireEyez2002-10-19 19:20:51
                    AOL (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-19 19:30:05
            Wouldn't you want the BATF? by DireEyez2002-10-19 18:48:18
    Was a close one by Kickstart2002-10-19 17:36:36
      I just had a GREAT gadget idea! by LionsPhil2002-10-19 18:15:10
        But then they keep trying to get the phone to work by pi boy2002-10-19 18:18:22
          That would why I didn't bother trying to patent it by LionsPhil2002-10-19 18:22:08
            with too much radiation, they can't think anymore by pi boy2002-10-19 18:30:11
              Fine, just shoot down my ideas. See if I care. by LionsPhil2002-10-19 18:31:48
                laughs evilly by pi boy2002-10-19 18:35:49
                  Insert jamming stations in the road (usually under by DireEyez2002-10-19 18:41:34
                    People are too stupid to read signs by LionsPhil2002-10-19 18:48:14
                      flash it all over the news...TV, Radio... by DireEyez2002-10-19 18:59:30
                        Not bad... cell phone records could determine by kahuana2002-10-19 19:02:58
                          Right, it's still distracting them. by DireEyez2002-10-19 19:11:57
        Better idea... by kahuana2002-10-19 18:21:32
          Only a range of a few centimetres, I'm afraid by LionsPhil2002-10-19 18:23:23
            Microwave ovens run at 15MHz? by kahuana2002-10-19 18:39:48
              You're equation is correct by LionsPhil2002-10-19 18:45:23
                You must know about Dr. Micheal Persinger then... by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Interesting link. Looks like 10cm then. Oh well... by LionsPhil2002-10-19 19:01:29
                    And particle physics? ;> by DireEyez2002-10-19 19:14:13
                      how about this by CrazySteve2002-10-19 19:19:23
                        Slam their hand in the door.... by DireEyez2002-10-19 19:51:37
    darn right, hang up and drive (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-10-19 18:06:57
  Yeah!! What he said!!! by darkewytche2002-10-19 17:33:39
    I'll meet your talker by CrazySteve2002-10-19 17:37:25
      More or less been there, done that.. by darkewytche2002-10-19 18:00:07
        well I knew there was a car in my blind spot by CrazySteve2002-10-19 18:06:11
  Hmm...now I'm feeling guilty.. by DireEyez2002-10-19 17:38:32
    ..we all make mistakes.... by sumbusch2002-10-19 18:24:27
      I'm chalking it up to having a head cold... by DireEyez2002-10-19 18:30:01
  And the same goes to that lady... by Nickface2002-10-19 18:06:46
  "Would you drive any better... by sumbusch2002-10-19 18:22:02
  Heh.. I nearly took out a minivan... by kahuana2002-10-19 18:29:56
  {{{{Kickstart}}}} by Arienadean2002-10-19 18:56:58
  Even hands free isn't any more help by Freakazoid2002-10-19 19:05:56
    It is a bit of help, but not much... by DireEyez2002-10-19 19:16:19
      actually probably somewhere you'd find by Arienadean2002-10-19 19:45:08
        Girl that went to my high shcool... by DireEyez2002-10-19 19:50:47
    Though I don't like them in general by Arienadean2002-10-19 19:41:00
      Believe it or not... by Freakazoid2002-10-19 20:18:26
  Sucky drivers by gaygeek2002-10-19 20:36:01
  Sounds like Al Bundy... by aquacooler2002-10-20 14:00:22

 

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