This is a real description from an actual Yahoo Personal ad that a guy posted.
I'm the guy that you never saw in high school, the guy that didn't talk to anyone, kept to myself because most people irritate me... everyone thought they shunned me... when in fact it was me who shunned them. I'm crazy to the point of being psychotic, but I know the limits of my actions. I have the deepest love for people who I care about and the overwhelming need to ignore anyone I feel is incompetent. I am athletic and enjoy almost all sports, I run almost everyday, Work out almost every night, I keep the slightest amount of close friends as possible and I have the strangest principals you can imagine. I am not your typical guy... I am truthful... even brutally so, I despise liars, I have no lust for sex but I do enjoy sex when I feel it is appropriate. I have a thirst for life and adventure, and a passion for an actual romance. Call me a sap... I'll just laugh at you. I may come off as being anal or not having a sense of humor, but neither of those are true. My closest friends have described me as witty, sarcastic, droll, spontaneous, crazy, smart, ambitious, dreamer, funny as hell and determined. My past relationships have described me as loving, good looking, adorable, cute, sensitive, honest, sweet, sincere, and a great kisser. People I find incompetent have described me as rude, shallow, arrogant, insensitive, conceited, among other names I cannot put on here. Kids describe me as tall. Parents of small children and teachers never describe me, but from the looks and questions I get from them I would say scary and kidnapper material. I guess I am an all around guy... just depends on where your standing. Beside me, with me, in my way, below me, or just to ignorant and arrogant to see past body art. Like my honesty... well get in contact with me. Hate my honesty... keep it to yourself, I could care less about your opinion. Belive it or not I am a great guy! Oh I'm David!
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