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Freaks Looking For Love Thread by crash_ 2002-10-18 08:48:21
This is a real description from an actual Yahoo Personal ad that a guy posted.

I'm the guy that you never saw in high school, the guy that didn't talk to anyone, kept to myself because most people irritate me... everyone thought they shunned me... when in fact it was me who shunned them. I'm crazy to the point of being psychotic, but I know the limits of my actions. I have the deepest love for people who I care about and the overwhelming need to ignore anyone I feel is incompetent. I am athletic and enjoy almost all sports, I run almost everyday, Work out almost every night, I keep the slightest amount of close friends as possible and I have the strangest principals you can imagine. I am not your typical guy... I am truthful... even brutally so, I despise liars, I have no lust for sex but I do enjoy sex when I feel it is appropriate. I have a thirst for life and adventure, and a passion for an actual romance. Call me a sap... I'll just laugh at you. I may come off as being anal or not having a sense of humor, but neither of those are true. My closest friends have described me as witty, sarcastic, droll, spontaneous, crazy, smart, ambitious, dreamer, funny as hell and determined. My past relationships have described me as loving, good looking, adorable, cute, sensitive, honest, sweet, sincere, and a great kisser. People I find incompetent have described me as rude, shallow, arrogant, insensitive, conceited, among other names I cannot put on here. Kids describe me as tall. Parents of small children and teachers never describe me, but from the looks and questions I get from them I would say scary and kidnapper material. I guess I am an all around guy... just depends on where your standing. Beside me, with me, in my way, below me, or just to ignorant and arrogant to see past body art. Like my honesty... well get in contact with me. Hate my honesty... keep it to yourself, I could care less about your opinion. Belive it or not I am a great guy! Oh I'm David!
[ Reply ]
  He's a catch! by krupa2002-10-18 08:53:46
    And release! (n/t) by Tiamat19722002-10-18 13:06:59
  the first few sentences and the last few by i_am_pi2002-10-18 08:54:59
  YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING! I WASN'T EVEN THERE! by bugarup2002-10-18 08:57:44
    I know it couldn't have been you... by skeegenin2002-10-18 09:07:16
      Several by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:49:15
  What a sap by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:01:38
    Hey. Check your diary. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-18 09:03:38
      done, and responded! (n/t) by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:19:43
        And responded to your response. (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-18 09:25:04
          etcetera, etcetera, etcetera (n/t) by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:43:37
    Here is an excerpt that might suit you: by crash_2002-10-18 09:12:57
      Heh! by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:22:43
  Is he Canadian? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-10-18 09:03:46
    LOL! by crash_2002-10-18 09:06:14
      Sorry, Canadians only. by NOLAWitch2002-10-18 09:10:46
        But its cold up there! by crash_2002-10-18 09:14:22
          The one time I was in Georgia, by PecosDave2002-10-18 09:21:00
            How cold was that? by Tiamat19722002-10-18 12:57:43
          Not cold everywhere by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:24:48
            Oregon and Washington are damn cold! by PecosDave2002-10-18 09:29:31
              Not along the coast. by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:42:37
          Nice and cool by GNUbie2002-10-18 10:52:03
            Toronto doesn't know what winter is. by Tiamat19722002-10-18 13:04:21
          <GIGGLE> by Tiamat19722002-10-18 12:55:10
        You're just interested in him... by Naruki2002-10-18 09:55:18
          Arf! =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-10-18 10:02:29
  Frankly, the first word that comes to by adiplomat2002-10-18 09:04:44
    I disagree. by Naruki2002-10-18 09:54:14
      Lack of lust... by tigermouse2002-10-18 09:58:35
        "Lack of lust" = "I can't score to save my life by LionsPhil2002-10-18 10:01:40
          *snicker* by tigermouse2002-10-18 10:09:26
            Mucho Arfness =D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-10-18 10:11:07
            ROTFLMAO!!!!!! (n/t) by Tiamat19722002-10-18 12:48:21
        You got me. by Naruki2002-10-18 10:53:37
      Why bother? by skeegenin2002-10-18 09:59:59
      Hmmm... Interesting. by GeminiDomino22002-10-18 10:08:06
  Thats not me, different David, by PecosDave2002-10-18 09:07:49
    Riiiight... *backs away slowly* by Naruki2002-10-18 09:49:29
      run back through Babelfish by PecosDave2006-11-19 12:55:59
        See, that time around... by Naruki2002-10-18 10:52:02
  David is a UFie! by Naruki2002-10-18 09:44:33
  hmm does he by Arienadean2002-10-18 10:02:07
  Even Freaks need Love by Tiamat19722002-10-18 12:45:02

 

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