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Question of the Day!	by kickstart	2006-11-19 12:23:33
Oh beautiful!	by breezeblock	2002-10-18 04:46:22
A QOTD written just for lickle me! <Whine No.1> On tuesday night I came down with a S&D bug and was puking and err.. all day wednesday. While I was not asking the gods of the watercloset to give me a break I was curled up in bed <man mode>"dying"</man mode> </Whine No.1> By yesterday I was feeling like i'd just been through a malfunctioning teleporter but that still did not stop me attending the Coroners' Inquest I was summonsed to relating to my witnessing the death of a little girl who drowned in a swimming pool just over a year ago. After giving my evidence and listening to the evidence of the parents (which seemed to differ from the original statements they gave to the police) The Coroner recorded a verdict of "Accidental Death". The Coroner then went on to say that he had thought long and hard about adding "due to neglect" to the end of that verdict but decided against it. At the time the girl drowned her father was in another building and her mother was (according to her testimony) collecting things together to meet the father. I had previously stated on oath that I had witnessed the mother apparently asleep on a sun-lounger just before the approximate time the girl drowned. You may be wondering if there is a "Whine No.2"; surely that story does not constitute a "whine"! There is a "Whine No.2", here it is: <Whine No.2> The libel laws are so unfair! I can't tell you people exactly what I think of these "parents" without getting my a$$ sued off! </Whine No.2>
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Yes you can.	by Tomo	2002-10-18 08:48:21

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