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call me stupid for actually commenting the strip by syntaxrec2002-10-14 06:23:38
  It's that time of the month... by AdMan2002-10-14 06:39:29
    <PMS>Whaddaya mean by THAT, buster?</PMS> by NOLAWitch2002-10-14 10:15:37
      We just can't win. by nin_man2002-10-14 10:28:55
        Solution = by NOLAWitch 2002-10-14 10:36:46
1. For women not intimate with you, NEVER blame PMS. You have no earthly clue of her menstrual cycle. Assume you've done a boneheaded thing and she's justifiably ticked off.

2. For women you are intimate with, observe and you will discover her cycle. Easy way to do this is to notice when the pads and tampons show up in the bathroom, then count ahead four weeks and tie it in your head to something important to you (i.e. the Falcons will be playing Dallas that week).

And if you intend to be a misogynistic pig, please try to spell it correctly.

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          At work? by borg3892002-10-14 10:38:51
            Are you that intimate with your coworkers? by Naruki2002-10-14 13:01:04
              You replying to me? by borg3892002-10-14 13:04:31
                No, I was replying to the OTHER moron. by Naruki2002-10-14 13:09:57
                  But I stated specifically by borg3892002-10-14 13:17:58
                    She stated specifics before you did. by Naruki2002-10-14 13:34:45
                      You are correct. by borg3892002-10-14 13:45:54
                        Weird, maybe, but not uncommon for me. by Naruki2002-10-14 13:58:05
          Hey now, lets be fair... by GeminiDomino22002-10-14 10:39:26
            That's why it's important to have bimbos by NOLAWitch2002-10-14 10:43:54
              Heh heh... No thank you... by GeminiDomino22002-10-14 10:59:26
                You're more progressive than you admit. by NOLAWitch2002-10-14 11:04:01
                  Not progressive. Paranoid. by GeminiDomino22002-10-14 11:05:00
                    errr... that should be a verb, not a noun. (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-10-14 11:05:19
                  I've started to wonder... by nin_man2002-10-14 11:29:20
                    BY JOVE! That's a splendid idea. by NOLAWitch2002-10-14 11:45:37
                      First by rwrannells2002-10-14 12:05:49
                        Honestly... by nin_man2002-10-14 12:18:56
                        Check out India's statistics in this area. by kahuana2002-10-14 12:19:41
                          *argh* Now i'm making up medical procedures! by kahuana2002-10-14 12:22:31
                          "Sneetches" OMG! LOL (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-10-14 15:27:45
          That's just the sort of pig I am. by nin_man2002-10-14 10:42:59
            Sure it is. If you know for sure, it is. by NOLAWitch2002-10-14 10:48:55
              Never go to England. by kahuana2002-10-14 11:39:49
                Knocking you up? by nin_man2002-10-14 11:47:46
            its probably better by clodia2002-10-14 11:25:39
              Heard about the new tampon? by borg3892002-10-14 11:40:22

 

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