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Why can't stupid people wait til I have had my by crash_2002-10-14 05:49:36
  because by gatorbytes2002-10-14 06:00:38
    And to make it worse, I have to drink this office by crash_2002-10-14 06:03:37
      Since I don't drink coffee... by borg3892002-10-14 06:06:55
        coffee do-it-yourself..... by gatorbytes2002-10-14 06:16:24
          I've actually considered keeping a jar of gourmet by crash_2002-10-14 06:22:11
            Going for an unauthorised smoke break.... by breezeblock 2002-10-14 06:34:48
...the other day I happened to spot my big boss through the window coming towards me with a nasty cut to his jib. To escape his wrath I dived into a cubby hole next to the lifts that I never entered before. Lo and behold! A fully furnished kitchen with kettle, microwave, oven, fridge and cafetiere! I have been drinking the sludge out of the machines for over a year now! I am blaming this sub-standard stimulant coupled with far too many hours locked in the freezing hell that is our server room for not going on an exploration mission before. I now got a stock of good coffee and can enjoy a proper wake-up call!

*puts on pith helmet*

Right, time to see what other surprises lurk in this hell-hole of a company!
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