It's really not that hard to imagine what my opinion on the matter was. Since we can't take him out behind the woodshed and beat the hell out of him for about twenty years, I was perfectly content with the lifetime ban on technology. No computer, no internet, no TV, and even a microwave would be sketchy - but that only because of his sheer lack of remorse. If he'd even acted like he was sorry, then five years federal pound-him-in-the-keister prison per system hacked would've satisfied me.

And his cellmate too. Ahem.