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| watch out, im severly bored |
by sketcher |
2002-10-03 10:01:36 |
as these entries in my ongoing database of comp problems suggests
The musk of evil surrounds your CPU:
Problem- your computer has possibly been possessed by bad natured spirits or demons- or it’s just very naughty
Solution- shut it down, anoint it with holy ram and reboot it
There is a family of wild dogs in your case:
Problem- wild dogs have invaded your computer’s case and are claiming it as their new den
This is a very serious problem, as it can hamper system performance…
The removal procedure is quite a delicate one
Solution- first, you should make sure these dogs are not rabid, as that could be quite detrimental to your health, possibly deadly
Next, wear thick clothing, get a tranquilizer dart gun and shoot the leader
When the leader falls, the other dogs should be at first confused, depending on their amount and your ammo levels, shoot the first dog to move after another has been shot
Eventually you might find a docile dog to take home as a pet (awe, how nice)
After you have successfully removed all the dogs, get a few cans of compressed air, and spray every inch of the ex-den, with a towel mop up any urine that the dogs might have produced, it is very important that you get every bit of liquid out of the case before turning your computer on or else, you could fry your computer… and if you do that, you might as well have left the dogs in there
im still typing up the wild dog case, but its lunchtime! woo |
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but, are you THIS bored....? | by inittab | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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Uh oh... | by Naruki | 2002-10-03 14:30:20 |
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