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Quote Of The Day Thread | by stereoroid | 2002-10-03 00:34:43 |
| Here goes.. |
by dire_lobo |
2002-10-03 09:28:31 |
"I don't get it... my brain's gone offline for a buffer flush, and the bits that are still working can't cope..." (McNutcase, in an old thread...)
SEX QUOTES
Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. - Einstein
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"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how
to use my telephone"
-- Bjarne Stronstrup, originator of C++ Programming Language
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The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us.
-- Paul Valéry, 1895
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Seeing as you've made the trip around the daystar a few times, what advice can you give to up and coming geeks?
Sid Dabster: Find a mentor, tell them you're not worthy and buy them beer. Daily.
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"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."
- Winston Churchill
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-"If I owned Texas and Hell,
I would rent out Texas and live in Hell."
(Philip H. Sheridan, at Fort Clark, Texas, in 1855)
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"Think of it: Religion absolutely everywhere. Gods and goddesses and demons and nightmares,
and sex mixed up into all of it. Christianity must have seemed so strange, so absurd to good, decent pagans".
-- Kieth Hopkins, A professor at the University of Cambridge, on his new book on early Christianity "A World Full of Gods"
and I have thousands more... |
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