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Quote Of The Day Thread | by stereoroid | 2002-10-03 00:34:43 |
| If quotes you want, quotes you shall get |
by Newromancer |
2002-10-03 00:59:14 |
"If quotes you want, quotes you shall get" -- 3.10.2002 C. Redl
"In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head." -- M. Antoinette
"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." - Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H M Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olsen, President, Chairman and Founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977.
"640K ought to be enough for anyone." - Bill Gates, 1981
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943.
"DON'T PANIC!" - Douglas Adams
"This 'telephone' has too many short-comings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. This device is inherently of no value to us." - Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving." -- Lao Tzu
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W Bush, May 21. 1999
"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1889.
"God, root, what is difference?"--Pitr
"History is a set of lies agreed upon." - Napoleon
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." - Robert Farago
"I don't think any one windowing system will be as dominant as MS-DOS is." - Industry analyst in 1984
"No matter how hard you try, you cannot cram infinity into 32 bits."--E. Carl Zimmerman
"1 / 0 = inf." -- java (1991)
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. ---Mark Russell
"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free" -- Linus Torvalds
"Mr. Watson, come here, I want you." -- Alexander Graham Bell
"Go away, I'm all right." - H. G. Wells' last words.
"The good news is that [in the future] we will have a good operating system and programming language. The bad news is that they will be Unix and C++." - richard p. gabriel
"303 Keyboard error, press F1 to continue." - 1989 AMI BIOS
"Justice is incidental to law and order." --J. Edgar Hoover
"Life's not fair,"[...]"But the root password helps." --Simon Travaglia (BOFH)
"Oops, I did it again... " - Britnay Spears
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"I would upload the quotes programm i once wrote, (but unfortunatly I don'T have FTP access at work)" -- C. Redl |
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Difference between God and Root is beink... | by mcnutcase | 2002-10-03 01:15:33 |
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Ok, I logged on as root right now ... | by Newromancer | 2002-10-03 01:20:39 |
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observe | by mcnutcase | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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