All the flavor of a real beer, but with a color to please the scruffiest Bud Light drinker! :D

And Coming Soon: In a collaboration of the St. James Gate Brewery and PepsiCo, the first beverage designed to satisfy the traditional stout lover and the active Gen-Xer at the same time, we are proud to present:

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Guinness Dew! The dark stout with a refreshing burst of caffeine! Drink one, drink two, heck, drink a ten-pack! The more you drink, the more alert and awake you get. Sure, you're blind pissing drunk, but you're full of energy and ready for anything.!

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