| Of when the last time I was in my uncle's tavern...
Me: "I'll take a beer"
Uncle: "Whatcha like?"
Me: "How about a Labatt?"
Uncle: "I could getcha that... if this were Canada! Now, what else do you like?"
Me: "How about a Sam Adams?"
Uncle: *puzzled and irritated look* "Look... this is the Northwoods* we're in -- ya know, Leiny's**???"
To which I snided to my uncle "Oh yeah -- p*** beer"
* Reference to the remote areas of Wisconsin and Minnesota which is in the northern half of both states
** Leinekugal Beer, a popular brew in the Northwoods made in Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin. Most likely what the Cray company was drinking selling out to SGI. | 
