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Joke time again by SaleGamine 2002-09-26 07:09:11
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decide to go to the pub for a drink.

The coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please."
The bartender gave him the drink.
Then the Budweiser President orders, "The King Of Beers -- Budweiser."
The bartender proceeds with the order.

The Amstel President walks in and orders "The Finest Beer ever."
The bartender gives him an Amstel.

Then the Guinness President says, "I'll have a coke please."
The bartender is taken aback by this but gives the coke to him anyway.

All the other Presidents looked over at him and said, "Why have you ordered a coke?"
He replied, "Well if you all aren't drinking beer, then neither shall I."


Sorry my friends, I'm off sick and rather bored....
[ Reply ]
  *grin* heard that before (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-26 07:10:52
    Though it does remind me a bit... by DaNutBall2002-09-26 07:34:15
  hadn't heard it....like it though!! (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-09-26 07:13:47
  Had to be the pub afterwards by digitig2002-09-26 07:14:41
  Mmmm... by filler_bunny2002-09-26 07:15:37
    Yeah, Guiness is great :-9 (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-26 07:18:10
  We UFIES in Colorado... by PohlRBear2002-09-26 07:18:15
    *Grin* (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-09-26 07:18:50
  Yum . . . by Taolie2002-09-26 08:06:40
    I didn't know Guinness was transparent now ... :P (n/t) by Bugarup2002-09-26 08:21:43
      It's new! by Taolie2002-09-26 09:20:24
        caffinated beer has been done by joecrouse2002-09-26 09:26:44
          ThinkGeek rules! by Taolie2002-09-26 09:29:35
            Add it to your cart and see what happens. :) (n/t) by Bugarup2002-09-26 14:01:10
        That sounds like by wheresthefish2002-09-26 10:24:17

 

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