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Weird back to school offers by Kickstart2002-08-28 20:00:18
  Well, sounds about right... by caffine-iv 2002-08-28 20:27:06
The first two would edge someone into the Atkins diet. Or help build muscle for the school football team.

Dove Beauty Bars suck a LOT of water out of a persons skin. This could help with wieght loss, and over a period of time, lead to dehydration if the persons water intake isn't all that great. This means they'de become pretty stupid too =)

Stupid but strong people. Exactly what every overlord wants in their minion. Exactly why the schools are doing that. Plus they just want some nice looking meat to do some illegal adult activities with...
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