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Question of the Day!	by kickstart	2006-11-19 12:23:33
I already did this before for Apfel.	by NOLAWitch	2006-11-19 12:55:59
Please...	by Apfel	2002-08-28 09:53:07
Golden is the grain...	by NOLAWitch	2002-08-28 10:13:05
...that waves in the field. It absorbs the sun's rays and stores them inside. The brewer releases this energy by mashing and heating and fermenting until such radiance as a summer's day sparkles in each glorious bubble of beer. The warm glow that envelopes you as the cool, malty beverage careens down your throat is the sun at its zenith, the God of the Grain in all His power and virility. Better than most beverages on a hot day, the smooth wetness and heady aroma of beer provide refreshment the way no sticky soda has the ability to (you thought I was going to say 'can'). The dew that condenses on the outside of the bottle is other moisture weeping, longing to be as tasty and desirable as beer. If beer did not exist, we would have to invent it for truly the world would be a more miserable place without it.
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I think...	by Apfel	2002-08-28 10:21:15
Yes, you're in love...with beer. :) (n/t)	by NOLAWitch	2002-08-28 10:23:25
NOLAWitch is BEER!	by Naruki	2002-08-28 10:27:40
Thank you so much!	by NOLAWitch	2002-08-28 10:35:45

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