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Crawling back from under the table. by aix tom2002-08-28 08:16:16
  Warning, your house has a front door! by IByte 2002-08-28 08:30:10
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    hee, hee, hee (n/t) by tadthornhill2002-08-28 08:34:39
    oh the images... by eggle2002-08-28 10:04:46

 

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