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Jim Beam distillery limits bathroom breaks by Crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've seen to many people abuse bathroom breaks by pecosdave 2002-08-28 06:47:48
I support Jim Beam in this descision. I know I'm the exception but I can go an entire 8 hour work day plus trip to and from at an hour each and a one hour lunch for a total of 11 hours no bathroom breaks and do fine. Assuming 2 fifteen minute breaks, a 1/2 hour lunch, the time before your shift starts, the immediately after work time and the unscheduled allowed break thats actually six bathroom trips that you can have in a slightly more than 8.5 hour period. Thats real time granted four of them are during work hours and two are not. This article reads like the only time anyone can ever go to the can is at work. If you take care of buisness as soon as you walk in the door, clock in, then catch your 1st fifteen minute break 1.5-2 hours later you should be fine. Then lunch 1.5-2 hours later. Oops, drank a lot a lunch, use your unscheduled 30 minutes later. Get your next 15 minute break and hour after that. 1.5 - 2 hours later clock out, use the can. Damn my grandpa can handle that and he has kidney/bladder problems. Jim Beam, you set the model.
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    Most stores I worked for were like that by Crash_2002-08-28 07:06:10
    Sorry, what's the discussion about? by dire_lobo2002-08-28 09:25:46

 

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