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Jim Beam distillery limits bathroom breaks by Crash_ 2006-11-19 12:55:59
Workers are forced to wear diapers to work because they could get fired for going to the bathroom outside their scheduled break time.

Do you feel that 4 breaks in a 8.5 hour work period is sufficient for relieving oneself? Folks with medical conditions are allowed unlimited breaks if they can provide a doctor's slip.
[ Reply ]
  Something ironic... by CartaMusica2002-08-28 05:55:05
    No, it isn't just you. by Crash_2002-08-28 05:57:19
  Typical modern management by crankshaft-jr2002-08-28 05:56:59
    Making all suffer for the few bad .... by foghornleghorn2002-08-28 06:03:19
      They're in Kentucky. by Naruki2002-08-28 06:15:41
  More than enough. by nin_man2002-08-28 06:10:50
    But only one unscheduled break? by bugarup2002-08-28 06:15:27
      I wonder if you have to clock in for the can. by nin_man2002-08-28 06:20:29
        People do more than PEE, you know. by Naruki2002-08-28 06:22:56
          Not more than four times a day, I hope. by nin_man2002-08-28 06:31:10
            Two words: upset stomach (n/t) by Nashville2002-08-28 08:35:23
              Two more words: Taco Bell (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-08-28 08:40:19
        I agree by Crash_2002-08-28 06:23:36
        I did, actually... by CartaMusica2002-08-28 06:27:35
    I take it.. by filler_bunny2002-08-28 07:30:48
      Gross. No way. by nin_man2002-08-28 07:50:49
        You're walking proof of a lot of things. by Naruki2002-08-28 07:54:27
        It's a workplace, not a jail! by IByte2002-08-28 08:09:42
          Yeah! by Naruki2002-08-28 08:12:00
  Hm... by Apfel2002-08-28 06:31:39
  I've seen to many people abuse bathroom breaks by pecosdave2002-08-28 06:47:48
    Most stores I worked for were like that by Crash_2002-08-28 07:06:10
    Sorry, what's the discussion about? by dire_lobo2002-08-28 09:25:46
  I don't see what the problem is. by pohlrbear2002-08-28 06:55:33
    "Welcome to the Jim Beam distillery... by CartaMusica2002-08-28 06:58:19
      Futurama flashback... by IByte2002-08-28 07:15:57
    and that's why by whytwolf2002-08-28 07:07:34
  If the think bathroom breaks are bad... by Nickface2002-08-28 07:04:22
    I've got no compassion for smokers. by Naruki2002-08-28 07:18:54
      Don't get me started. by YakkoWarner2002-08-28 08:58:39
        I think you answered it. by Naruki2002-08-28 09:01:51
    Or folks who smoke in the bathrooms on their by Crash_2002-08-28 07:35:29
      At least you don't have to worry about urinals. by nin_man2002-08-28 07:58:05
        You've never been to a crowded stadium, I take it? by Naruki2002-08-28 08:00:26
          as an "adventurous" woman once said by dire_lobo2002-08-28 09:06:04
            Did she let you finish washing your hands first? by Naruki2002-08-28 09:07:02
      solution to this is beans by joecrouse2002-08-28 20:36:04
  Hmmm, Joe this batch looks a little pale... <n/t> by Domacious2002-08-28 07:42:58
  Outrageous... by IByte2002-08-28 07:44:48
    Not a bad idea... by Famanoran2002-08-28 15:12:55
      They're still working... by IByte2002-08-28 17:29:10
        In dutch? :) (n/t) by Famanoran2002-08-28 18:41:20
          Possibly... (n/t) by IByte2002-08-29 03:10:13
  Do the executives have the same policy? by NOLAWitch2002-08-28 08:35:04
  To write the company... by Kickstart2002-08-28 15:26:48
    Good idea! by plblark2002-08-28 19:07:09
      the address bounced (n/t) by plblark2002-08-28 19:35:23
        perhaps by whytwolf2002-08-28 19:44:02
          sorry, probably that yes (n/t) by Kickstart2002-08-28 19:53:44
  at least they have a bathroom by joecrouse2002-08-28 20:41:55

 

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