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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  <Kryten> by breezeblock 2002-08-28 01:32:22
Pub? Ahh, place where humans go to reach advanced state of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable juice.
</Kryten>

<Southpark> (To the tune of "March of the Torreodors")
Oh, What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (BEER!)
can't get enough of it! (BEER!)
How I really love it! (BEER!)
Makes me think i'm a man!
I could kiss and hug it! (BEER!)
But i'd rather chug it! (BEER!)
Fill my belly up to here!
I could not refuse a,
I could really use a (BEER! BEER! BE-ER!)

I cant remember how much I have had.
I drank a twelve pack, with my dad (BEELLCCCCHHH)
Tha-at's my son the drunken manly stud!
I'm proud to be his bud!
Here have some pretzels!
No, i'll call it quits!
Those things give me the s**ts!

Drink with your family, drink it with your friends!
Drink 'till your fat stomach distends!
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you!
We like to drink 'till we spew - ooh!
Who care if we get fat? (i'll drink to that!)
as we say once more.....

What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (BEER!)
can't get enough of it! (BEER!)
How I really love it! (BEER!)
Makes me think i'm a man!
I could kiss and hug it! (BEER!)
But i'd rather chug it! (BEER!)
Fill my belly up to here!
Golly I adore it!
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me! Brew it for me!
Speed it to me! Feed it to me!
The most wonderful drink in the world, Hooray!
(BEEEEELCH!)
[ Reply ]
    Amen! ;o) by Apfel2002-08-28 03:56:44
    I was wondering where that song was from ... by bugarup2002-08-28 04:09:22

 

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