| My friends tell me I should get a life, I thought I had one, but apparently because I don't smoke pot, I don't. They tell me that they got their lives from WalMart, so one day I go to get a life, and all I find is a box of Regualar Life Cereal and Cinnamon Life Cereal. Whatever am I to do? I asked myself silently. I searched up and down the aisles, I asked for help but still all I could find was Regualar Life Cereal and Cinnamon Life Cereal. By now I'm getting quite mad because it seems I will never have a chance at getting a life, which according to everyone else, is a bad thing. So I head off to Albertsons and still all I can find is Regualar Life Cereal and Cinnamon Life Cereal. This is bad I thought, so I head off and go home, and sit there on the bed for three hours, comtemplating what to do next.
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