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"Real Life" by Regent Worf 2002-08-26 11:00:36
My friends tell me I should get a life, I thought I had one, but apparently because I don't smoke pot, I don't. They tell me that they got their lives from WalMart, so one day I go to get a life, and all I find is a box of Regualar Life Cereal and Cinnamon Life Cereal. Whatever am I to do? I asked myself silently. I searched up and down the aisles, I asked for help but still all I could find was Regualar Life Cereal and Cinnamon Life Cereal. By now I'm getting quite mad because it seems I will never have a chance at getting a life, which according to everyone else, is a bad thing. So I head off to Albertsons and still all I can find is Regualar Life Cereal and Cinnamon Life Cereal. This is bad I thought, so I head off and go home, and sit there on the bed for three hours, comtemplating what to do next.
[ Reply ]
  Regular Life, definitely. by Naruki2002-08-26 11:20:04
    you NEED a life. Not the cereal kind either. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-08-26 11:23:31
      BOTH of you!! (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-08-26 11:23:50
        *takes i_am_pi's Life* by Naruki2002-08-26 11:38:42
          But Anthony doesn't have a life. by Regent Worf2002-08-26 11:55:05
            Well, no wonder that by Naruki2002-08-26 11:56:02
              Good luck on ever getting that! (n/t) by Regent Worf2002-08-26 12:02:45
    Personally by MikeCDN2002-08-26 11:28:57
      I wouldn't know, never had life myself... (n/t) by Regent Worf2002-08-26 11:30:59
      Cinnamon is yummy. by Llyr2002-08-26 14:04:30
      I Went to the IGA by MikeCDN2002-08-26 20:47:03
    No way by tigermouse2002-08-26 12:13:27
    Gah! by Nickface2002-08-26 12:21:03
  Become an accountant! Eat shredded wheat! (n/t) by kahuana2002-08-26 11:56:22
    shredded wheat is the fun. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-08-26 12:54:49
    The two are not linked! by hyzenthlay2002-08-26 13:56:56
      Does your fur shine like dew? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-26 14:07:14
        Of course it does :) by hyzenthlay2002-08-26 14:11:22
          Very wet. by Llyr2002-08-26 14:29:10
  Try both to see which one is better. by NOLAWitch2002-08-26 16:08:14
  real life by joecrouse2002-08-26 22:01:44

 

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