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AHHAHAHAHAH!!!! by CrazySteve2002-08-26 00:02:35
  nuke is protected by bbr2002-08-26 00:05:03
    Uhhh...an "Environmentaly Friedly Nuke" ..? by inittab2002-08-26 09:17:31
      Yes, there was the "Neutron bomb" by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Of course Tom Lehrer had a few things to say... by inittab 2006-11-19 12:55:59
...about the spread of bombs around the world.

You can sing along here as I first heard on the Dr. Demento radio show.
years ago, out of Culver City California.

The text was:
    First we got the bomb and that was good,
    'Cause we love peace and motherhood.
    Then Russia got the bomb, but that's O.K.,
    'Cause the balance of power's maintained that way!
    Who's next?
    
    France got the bomb, but don't you grieve,
    'Cause they're on our side (I believe).
    China got the bomb, but have no fears;
    They can't wipe us out for at least five years!
    Who's next?
    
    Then Indonesia claimed that they
    Were gonna get one any day.
    South Africa wants two, that's right:
    One for the black and one for the white!
    Who's next?
    
    Egypt's gonna get one, too,
    Just to use on you know who.
    So Israel's getting tense,
    Wants one in self defense.
    "The Lord's our shepherd," says the psalm,
    But just in case, we better get a bomb!
    Who's next?
    
    Luxembourg is next to go
    And, who knows, maybe Monaco.
    We'll try to stay serene and calm
    When Alabama gets the bomb!
    Who's next, who's next, who's next?
    Who's next?
    
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          Amen :) by caffine-iv2002-08-26 09:56:32

 

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