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Signs That You're Too Drunk ... by SaleGamine 2002-08-26 00:26:35
  • You lose arguments with objects.
  • You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
  • Your Job is interfering with your drinking.
  • Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
  • You sincerely believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.
  • 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!
  • Two hands and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking problem!
  • You can focus better with one eye closed.
  • The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
  • You fall off the floor...
  • Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!
  • Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
  • At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
  • Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
  • The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
  • You think Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and Alcohol.
  • Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
  • That pink elephant followed you home again.
  • You're as jober as a sudge.
    and last but not least...
  • Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops!
    • [ Reply ]
      Hehehe by caffine-iv2002-08-26 00:28:31
      The pink elephants! by mindsuck2002-08-26 01:18:19
        Coffee piled on the desk? by caffine-iv2002-08-26 02:24:27
          pure coffee - no water added (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-26 02:26:18
            ahhh (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-26 02:27:19
            Cafe Bustelo: instant jet fuel, just add water (n/t) by otterr2002-08-26 02:31:50
      Is it just pure coincidence by psc2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yes. What a splendid idea by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
      you can be TOO drunk? (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-26 01:52:43
        No (n/t) by Confusion2002-08-26 02:09:37
          and... by Klymer2002-08-26 02:21:35
            :) by SaleGamine2002-08-26 02:36:04
              It'll be the first time since 1989 by bugarup2002-08-26 05:05:40
                why is that by Klymer2002-08-26 05:15:27
                  I'll be in England the whole time. by bugarup2002-08-26 06:51:50
                    well, in england it is absolutely by Klymer2002-08-26 07:22:42
      No, no *shakes head* by DragonLady2002-08-26 02:20:50
        but these funny cars with blue lights on by Klymer2002-08-26 02:22:30
          and the big buses surrounded by DragonLady2002-08-26 03:00:15
      damn American drinking age limits by slayer2002-08-26 02:29:47
        What pisses me off by caffine-iv2002-08-26 02:34:11
          What's a "rippie tab" ? (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-08-26 07:52:17
            lottery ticket, I think. (n/t) by gblues2002-08-26 09:31:26
              Think "pull tab" =P by caffine-iv2002-08-26 09:32:29
        Well you can always go with them by SaleGamine2002-08-26 02:38:49
          I do not believe by slayer2002-08-26 02:57:12
            In Alaska, state law by caffine-iv2002-08-26 03:05:04
              Sucky... by slayer2002-08-26 03:10:08
                Heh, nope. And smoking has also been banned by caffine-iv2002-08-26 03:12:49
                  Know what you mean. by slayer2002-08-26 03:19:25
                    My mom is funny =) by caffine-iv2002-08-26 03:27:26
                      She wouldn't be the first by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    It's silly to divide a single room by bugarup2002-08-26 04:54:14
                      Oh, I agree completely. by slayer2002-08-26 05:10:16
                        You're right! by caffine-iv2002-08-26 05:19:46
                          I also use public transit by slayer2002-08-26 05:27:09
                            Entirely; by caffine-iv2002-08-26 05:33:29
              Whoa. 21? Come on. by The Moose2002-08-26 03:47:12
                It is! :P by caffine-iv2002-08-26 03:54:48
                Come to Switzerland... by SaleGamine2002-08-26 04:52:31
        Not really by Crash_2002-08-26 05:24:37
          How wasted? by slayer2002-08-26 05:33:47
            Hey, isn't this where hte term "86" comes from? by caffine-iv2002-08-26 05:40:37
              yup by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Oh, hehe by caffine-iv2002-08-26 06:01:28
            You assume a lot by Crash_2002-08-26 05:54:46
              But you were responsible enough by caffine-iv2002-08-26 06:00:08
      No problems with to much drinking... by aix tom2002-08-26 03:24:58
        :) by SaleGamine2002-08-26 05:03:20
      Regent Worf loses arguments with objects by i_am_pi2002-08-26 06:33:50
        S'ok... I do as well by SaleGamine2002-08-26 06:47:08
        You'd lose an arguement with a stereo too! by Regent Worf2002-08-26 11:18:03
      You mustn't drunk that I am think... (n/t) by IByte2002-08-26 08:33:12
      You forgot one! by Apfel2002-08-26 13:58:19
      Hmmm by nimdokk2002-08-26 15:04:31

     

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