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Physics puns and/or jokes by Llyr2002-08-06 10:47:09
  *ROFL* by caffine-iv2002-08-06 10:51:52
    Oops :P by caffine-iv2002-08-06 10:58:32
      Still have no idea, what? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-06 10:59:09
        Hiyo, Silver! by special_ed2002-08-06 11:00:10
          Good job! by caffine-iv2002-08-06 11:00:26
            Got anything veggie? by special_ed2002-08-06 11:02:00
              Fish IS veggie, jerkwad. by Naruki2002-08-06 11:50:03
                Fish are vegetables? by tigermouse2002-08-06 11:57:31
                  See... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Bite... by tigermouse2002-08-06 12:32:45
                      Well, everyone eats at least two spiders by nix2002-08-06 12:51:15
                        It means they weren't always vegetarian... by tigermouse2002-08-06 13:00:47
                          But the time is not predefined by nix 2002-08-06 16:07:23
Assuming that the probability of eating a spider is roughly equal on any given day, there is always a chance that you will eat a spider on any given day. There is also a much larger probability that you will eat a spider at some point in the future. Also, since one generally does not know when one has eaten a spider, one cannot say with certainty that one has not consumed a spider recently. Therefore, it can always be argued that any given person eats spiders, and thus cannot be a vetetarian by the proposed definition.

[ Reply ]
                            but they won't be by tigermouse2002-08-06 16:30:17
                              Vetetarians eat puppies! by Naruki2002-08-06 16:31:20
                                No, no, no, that's vegenarians! by tigermouse2002-08-06 16:41:32

 

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