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Physics puns and/or jokes by Llyr 2002-08-06 10:47:09
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Heisenberg was speeding down the road when he was stopped by a policeman. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?" And Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know where I was..."

Spencer
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  *ROFL* by caffine-iv2002-08-06 10:51:52
    hyrdogen iodine oxygen gold? :P (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-06 10:57:26
    Oops :P by caffine-iv2002-08-06 10:58:32
      Still have no idea, what? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-06 10:59:09
        Hiyo, Silver! by special_ed2002-08-06 11:00:10
          Good job! by caffine-iv2002-08-06 11:00:26
            Got anything veggie? by special_ed2002-08-06 11:02:00
              Um... by caffine-iv2002-08-06 11:03:06
                Suuurrrre....... by special_ed2002-08-06 11:10:58
              Philistine! *pelts special_ed with sushi* (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-06 11:05:29
                Don't waste sushi like that! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-08-06 11:08:16
                Ew, gross! by special_ed2002-08-06 11:11:35
                  That was cucumber. :P (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-06 11:18:38
                    Really? by special_ed2002-08-06 11:31:01
                      Hmmm, some bad seaweed perhaps? :) (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-06 11:34:57
              Fish IS veggie, jerkwad. by Naruki2002-08-06 11:50:03
                Fish are vegetables? by tigermouse2002-08-06 11:57:31
                  Hehe... roe by roe :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-06 11:58:08
                  See... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Bite... by tigermouse2002-08-06 12:32:45
                      Oh yeah? by Naruki2002-08-06 12:50:38
                        Okay, I will, nyah. by tigermouse2002-08-06 13:07:05
                          I can't believe it. by Naruki2002-08-06 13:14:47
                            You're such a fungi by tigermouse2002-08-06 15:16:04
                      Well, everyone eats at least two spiders by nix2002-08-06 12:51:15
                        It means they weren't always vegetarian... by tigermouse2002-08-06 13:00:47
                          But you're not a vegetarian if you by Naruki2002-08-06 13:01:46
                            Umm, huh? by tigermouse2002-08-06 13:10:25
                              Nope. It was okay, but... by Naruki2002-08-06 13:23:24
                                Yes, yes, volition by tigermouse2002-08-06 14:02:18
                                Vo-li-tion, whoa oh oh oh... by Naruki2002-08-06 14:34:42
                                Good gravy, Naruki by tigermouse2002-08-06 14:40:31
                                Omnivores are not carnivores. by Naruki2002-08-06 14:42:22
                                Hey, no fair! by tigermouse2002-08-06 14:55:31
                                If carnivores eat vegetables... by Naruki2002-08-06 15:12:48
                                Hey, waitaminute by tigermouse2002-08-06 15:26:45
                                Carnivores are not omnivores. by Naruki2002-08-06 15:29:52
                                I am not by tigermouse2002-08-06 15:36:32
                                So you are what by Naruki2002-08-06 15:44:22
                                you're certainly full of it by tigermouse2002-08-06 15:55:27
                                So where do the mosquitos do it? by Naruki2002-08-06 16:04:33
                                Ask a scientist by tigermouse2002-08-06 16:18:58
                                FYI by nix2002-08-06 16:16:26
                                Very nice info. Thanks! by Naruki2002-08-06 16:27:26
                                Fine. by tigermouse2002-08-06 16:43:31
                          But the time is not predefined by nix2002-08-06 16:07:23
                            but they won't be by tigermouse2002-08-06 16:30:17
                              Vetetarians eat puppies! by Naruki2002-08-06 16:31:20
                                No, no, no, that's vegenarians! by tigermouse2002-08-06 16:41:32
                It is? by Nea2002-08-06 12:12:41
                  And yet... by Naruki2002-08-06 12:25:14
                    I knew that's what by Nea2002-08-06 13:05:32
                      I know. by Naruki2002-08-06 13:13:30
                        See that's really the goal of my secret plan by Nea2002-08-06 13:52:27
                          Welcome to... by tigermouse2002-08-06 14:06:42
                            I could swear I saw "ia" instead of by Naruki2002-08-06 14:39:59
                              You're dreaming again... by tigermouse2002-08-06 14:46:28
                                Bushwhacking? by Naruki2002-08-06 14:49:13
                                yeah by tigermouse2002-08-06 14:59:11
                                Stupid secret service! by Naruki2002-08-06 15:05:57
                      All that labelling has indeed gone too far ,,, by bugarup2002-08-06 13:21:37
                        Nyuk nyuk. by Naruki2002-08-06 13:25:36
                          *shrug* by Nea2002-08-06 13:53:53
                      Genetically speaking, by nix2002-08-06 16:18:38
                      MY taxonomy by Logika2002-08-06 17:35:44
  Why did the chicken . . . by Maluga2002-08-06 10:56:31
    Why did the chicken... by Llyr2002-08-06 10:58:14
  He could also have said... by kahuana2002-08-06 10:57:03
    Or... by Llyr2002-08-06 10:58:36
  Bar Jokes by Y2KDragon2002-08-06 10:58:28
    Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. by pohlrbear2002-08-06 11:07:49
  And Heisenberg replies... by Nashville2002-08-06 10:58:48
  I don't care WHAT you say, by caffine-iv2002-08-06 11:04:10
    Hunh? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-06 11:38:47
      :P by caffine-iv2002-08-06 11:42:42
        oh. by Llyr2002-08-06 11:47:41
          stupid ARS! by Llyr2002-08-06 11:48:06
            No, it doesn't by Yohimbe2002-08-06 12:13:28
              Say Yohimbe... by caffine-iv2002-08-06 12:15:29
            A good craftsman never blames his tools. ;P (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-06 12:15:50
              He does when he hits his thumb with the hammer (n/ (n/t) by SnArL2002-08-06 15:35:34
                No. by Naruki2002-08-06 15:37:11
                  They do if I'm around by SnArL2002-08-06 16:00:06
                    It's the compiler's fault my program by Naruki2002-08-06 16:07:16
                      My programs do not have errors by varikin2002-08-06 21:14:03
            still does by Nea2002-08-06 12:16:03
  Iodine + Cerium+Carbon+Rhenium+Americium= by saxguy022002-08-06 11:04:23
    My favorite place to eat when studying chemestry. by pohlrbear2002-08-06 11:08:52
    Al U-Re Ba-Se Ar Be-La-N-Gd Te Os (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-06 12:56:00
  How do you get an AND job out of a 2 BIT OR by rwrannells2002-08-06 11:22:16
  Chemistry Pun by hyzenthlay2002-08-06 12:43:16
    nbsp is your friend. by Llyr2002-08-06 14:50:53
      Yeah I think I tries that by hyzenthlay2002-08-06 15:14:57
        ARRRRRGGGHHHHH by hyzenthlay2002-08-06 15:15:56
    Try <pre> by chuckab2002-08-06 15:42:16
  Ok, here's an old one... by SnArL2002-08-06 15:48:54
  The history of the universe in 200 words or less. by Arcanum2002-08-06 15:56:00
    more like "history of the US in 200 words of less" by nix2002-08-06 16:22:43
      Ok, history of the world, then. by Arcanum2002-08-06 20:34:28

 

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