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"Under God" Revisited by GeekPrincess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Daddy had no claim by fnord_hero2002-08-06 05:14:56
    Don't you mean the Universal Life Church? by bugarup2002-08-06 05:51:51
      What's the point of having it then? by NOLAWitch 2002-08-06 05:59:38
I know a few other people and a few inanimate objects that have those certificates. The fact that someone I know registered her car as a minister proves that the certificates are worthless. Nobody with an ounce of sense gives real props to these so-called ministers.

Can someone enlighten me as to what the impetus is for acquiring one of those?
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        You're legally recognized as a priest by bugarup2002-08-06 06:05:00
          That's my point. by NOLAWitch2002-08-06 06:22:19
            I can imagine it's useful by bugarup2002-08-06 06:34:12
            Since you might be wondering... by Stafir2002-08-06 06:36:20
              Which denomination would that be? by bugarup2002-08-06 06:47:24
                yes all Christian churches by JustnCase2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Oh, really? (Sarcasm ahead...) by Naruki2002-08-06 10:49:48
            Don't think they do by hyzenthlay2002-08-06 08:01:14
              when you sign up with ULC you're registered by ma petite2002-08-06 08:20:24
                Right by hyzenthlay2002-08-06 08:32:38
                  Precisely. Why would the state let... by NOLAWitch2002-08-06 09:47:05
                    The State won't by hyzenthlay2002-08-06 09:49:49
                    Because your friends Mercury Cougar can? (o/t) by kahuana2002-08-06 09:59:05
                      I think it's a '93. It's still pretty slick. by NOLAWitch2002-08-06 10:03:17
                        Love, Honor, Regularly Oil Change? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-08-06 10:04:55
                          Start the honeymoon in the back seat. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-08-06 10:10:27
                            I don't know about that by Nea2002-08-06 11:06:14
                              Not if you're LDS apparently. by NOLAWitch2002-08-06 11:11:14
                                Hmm... I've heard that somewhere too by Nea2002-08-06 11:30:19
            ULC does not charge for ordination by ma petite2002-08-06 08:18:03
            But the alternative...? by Nashville2002-08-06 08:58:19
              In that case, the government should... by NOLAWitch2002-08-06 09:57:01
                Well here in Switzerland by SaleGamine2002-08-06 10:04:07
                Here in New Mexico by hyzenthlay2002-08-06 10:07:50
                  Is Elvis' car a ULC reverend? by NOLAWitch2002-08-06 10:09:41
                Absolutely! by Naruki2002-08-06 11:08:22
                  Wishful thinking... by NOLAWitch2002-08-06 11:25:32
                    Funny... by Naruki2002-08-06 11:33:44
            <Deleted><Deleted>2002-08-06 09:00:55
              Ignore this double post. by Nashville2002-08-06 09:01:46
              Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2002-08-06 09:32:14
            Catholic priests... by cural2002-08-06 09:54:14
          hey does that mean if I pay by Arienadean2002-08-06 20:19:32
        Non-god weddings by mortaine2002-08-06 19:28:04

 

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