| You got Canada right? And all they do is puppet these obvious jerks that are called the US and do nothing but wanna bomb everyone out of existance. Heck, they may as well be the US. They're already looking for US statehood. After the exchange, we'll have 51 US states -- or 68 Canadian! All those morons up north think they're peacekeepers, but they shoot people in Africa -- what kind of peacekeeping is THAT? Then they wanna brag to their puppetmaster that they're better, but they'll never get it right -- they can't even pick a single language, and they go around eating even more fattening fries than their puppetmaster! Right, ya hosers?
* I love Canada actually. The above of course fits in the QOTD. |