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there seems to be missing a song of the day by CrazySteve 2002-07-24 23:20:34
so...


The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
Rose & the Arrangement

ah ah! don't touch that dial!

(sung)
I must offer to you a confession
I like movies that give me a fright
if the subject is horror, I've got to see more or I won't be contented all night

you may call it my ghoulish obsession
it's a subject on which I get chatty
but the worst one it seems, haunting all of my dreams, was the cockroach that ate cincinnatii

I've seen ghouls and hobgobblins and witches
and some moth-eaten werewolves with fangs
there were creatures that chattered and others that clattered and japaneese monsters with fangs

oh he must have needed a seltzer
it's amazing how much he got down
for lunch he'd just chew a suburb or two and for dinner he ate the whole town

willard just sent me out laughing
I thought ben looked a little bit ratty
but they're not half as bad as the worst scare I've had
the cockroach that ate cincinnati

oh my heart nearly stopped
he will never be topped
the cockroach that ate cincinnati!

ole!
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