| Commandments, chapter three to four:
III - A Discordian is Required during his early
Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously
of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Cere-
mony to Remonstrate against the popular Pagan-
isms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no
meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork),
of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Bud-
dhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians
(no Hot Dog Buns).
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog
Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess
when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
Of course, since everyone is a Discordian whether they like it or not, this commandment applies to everyone. |
