An Irish bloke goes to the doctor, "Dactor, it's me ar$e. I'd loik ya
ta teyhk a look, if ya woot"
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here"
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom,and then a
£10 note appears.
"This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to
do?",
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man," shrieks the
patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty
appears, and another and another etc...
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Dactor,
tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch was dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit amount. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
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