This was brought to mind by this post below.
One day in a cubicle workplace, there was a supervisor named Calvin, who kept annoying the computer technicians with complaints about the slowness of his computer, and griping that the operating system (Windows XP) should be running faster than that. One of the technicicans checked out the computer and found that it was unbelievably fragmented. The tech, in frustration, yelled, "Super Cal, defrag a little, XP is atrocious!"
Yes, I know this is a groaner. To the best of my knowledge, it is my own original creation, (assuming I didn't see something earlier and unconsciously copy it). |