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The Almost Latecomers thread! | by kickstart | 2002-07-23 21:04:41 |
| my funeral |
by sketcher |
2002-07-23 21:17:49 |
i would put it in my will that all my remaining funds should be put to use like this:
1) get big guys with guns
2) gather friends and relatives
3) make a reservation at a crematorium (sp?)
4) have someone buy a packet of coolade, a pitcher, and paper cups
5) the big guys with guns should force the friends/relatives to watch my body burn
6) the ashes will be put into the pitcher, the coolade mix will be added, water comes next... stir
7) the big guys with guns force the friends/family to drink me
8) if it is still possible in any form, ghostly or otherwise, i laugh
9) the friends/familty feel grossed out and some of them commit suicide
10) the ones that dont just feel really crappy and grossed out
11) the guys with the guns will then go home and watch tv
my epitawhatever would be left up for the eldest relative and closest friend to make up |
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hmm, i hope this doesnt get modded | by sketcher | 2002-07-23 21:20:59 |
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So you don't mind if we start early then. | by Naruki | 2002-07-24 05:35:10 |
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