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OK, time for another school assignment... | by Asfrith | 2002-07-22 05:08:29 |
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Christian Hell | by crash_ | 2002-07-22 06:13:34 |
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Caveat | by crash_ | 2002-07-22 06:14:34 |
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Catholic Hell | by teresa_avila | 2002-07-22 06:37:34 |
| The ten commandments: |
by breezeblock |
2002-07-22 07:38:51 |
1. I am the Lord your God who brought you out of slavery in Egypt.
Really? Furthest I ever been is Cyprus! 'Sides, that sounds more like a statement than a rule to me!
2. You shall have no other gods but me.
BZZZZZT! Wrong!
3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
"Oh my gawd!", "Jeezus H Christ","That meal was good enough for Jehovah" Woopsy!
4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.
Woopsy! Unless you are talking about my landing net?
5. Respect your father and mother.
Hey! I got one!
6. You must not kill.
What precisely? I have killed insects, fish and (my most shameful admission) a lot of young frogs when I was 5 years old. Woopsy!
7. You must not commit adultery.
Hey! Two out of seven so far!
8. You must not steal.
Got caught shoplifting 2 choccy bars when I was nine! Woopsy!
9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.
3 out of 9! i'm on a roll!
10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that
belongs to your neighbour.
That's a shame as my neighbours got a brand new Shogun on his drive! Bang goes my roll!
So, I score 3 out of 10. Pass me a shovel, i'd better start
practicing stoking coal!
Oh Breezeblock! your're going straight to hell for that one! :o)
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Slight corrections | by Sehmket | 2002-07-22 07:48:29 |
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Ok, I got the commandments... | by breezeblock | 2002-07-22 08:04:50 |
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