Bosses are what happens to the playground bullies when they grow up. The ones too intelligent to be carpark attendants, that is. You know, the ones that came up with taunts you couldn't find an answer for until it was too late, rather than the ones who tried to beat you up...
Their purpose is to make your life as miserable as possible. My current boss is doing a pretty good job at the moment, giving me impossibly projects when my pay is performance-related, that sort of thing. I've had to take up smoking in order to de-stress, as if I get too stressed I make myself ill. I've already been disciplined for being sick too much. |
