2. At least ninety. Sitting three inches away from the steering wheel and in a large Lincoln.
_{This one's my paternal grandfather, who really IS a bad driver.}

3. Three police, of any color. I don't notice that unless someone makes me. Five suspects, pick your color again.
_{I know, the correct answer is white cops and black suspects. Sorry I missed that one.}

4. Smooth, hopefully a woman, and I didn't feel any rings because it was just a brush and not a grope. Moist and soft, I'd imagine.
_{How am I supposed to know? It's dark, you say "Sorry!" and keep watching the show.}

5. Mid-forties, I suppose. I can't tell age by voice terribly well.
_{Incidentally, this was the age group that I had the most tropuble with in my helpdesk days.}

6. A thick Southern accent.
_{This is my high school janitor - who I always think of when I think of a janitor.}

7.Where I'm from, the first words out of their mouth would be "Sorry to bother you..."
_{What's prejudicial about this question?}

8. He's white, wearing a shirt and tie.
_{Or everyone I've ever interviewed with before has been.}

9. Again, it's a white officer. No, that would make him the same as me. His gun's not out. I wasn't going THAT fast.
_{Once more, every time I've been stopped by police, it's been by a white officer. Product of living in the South, I guess.}

10. Dressed in a smart business suit, waiting for the light to turn green so she can get the heck out of there.
_{Maybe if I'd seen more hookers in my day, I'd have answered differently.}

So did I pass? What do I win?